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As England mourns the loss to Coatia, and it sinks in that they will miss the Euro 2008 tournament, the players between the friendly against Austria and last qualifier gainst Croatia, couldn't have been more optimistic. So optimistic in fact, they held a wild part for Shaun Wright-Phillips at a gentlemen's club for his birthday.

As the News of the World Reports, £50k on booze, lapdancers, begging for a threesome, and sex in the basement, and that was just the start. The report goes on to say these events all occured. Terry being so drunk he urinated on the floor and in a cup. Another player begging two lapdancers for a threesome. Some guests getting so drunk that they vomited on the floor. An ugly scuffle between Wright-Phillips and a female guest who dared to take his picture. Terry, missing from action through a knee injury, bouncing up and down on his bad leg with dancers.

John Terry Drunk, and Later Seen Bouncing on His Crocked Knee

I thought these incidents were only taking place in tv dramas like, Dream Team, and Footballers Wives on the BBC. From all the boozing, to all the losing, the entirety of England has a massive hangover, and the only cure is to find a manager that makes sense before the Qualifiers for the World Cup begin. What's your take?

By: Christopher